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PostSubject: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Sun Aug 19 2007, 00:40

On the way home, after a day of trying out my new engine oil. Was in such a happy mood. But still very alert.

Got out of highway, and was on the sliproad's traffic light, while forming up at the red light, I was the first car.

Light turns green, I stepped on the accelerator and suddenly, out of no fucking where, a stupid idiot on a bicycle sprung out and was less than a metre in front of me! Jammed brakes and horns at the same time.

Fucker did a "bicycle trick" in front of me - turned handle and bicycle did a semi circle wheeling in front of all the cars... fucker's face as stone as errrrr... stone!

He moved on, I thought to myself, this fucker doesn't value his life, and will tarnish us motorist if any of us knock him down, and he will also land any who knock him down into serious trouble, and also he will give the road sweeper a hard time if he became roadkill.

With that, I unwind my window and greeted his parents and himself.

What an idiot!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Mon Aug 20 2007, 21:24

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On the way home, after a day of trying out my new engine oil. Was in such a happy mood. But still very alert.

Got out of highway, and was on the sliproad's traffic light, while forming up at the red light, I was the first car.

Light turns green, I stepped on the accelerator and suddenly, out of no fucking where, a stupid idiot on a bicycle sprung out and was less than a metre in front of me! Jammed brakes and horns at the same time.

Fucker did a "bicycle trick" in front of me - turned handle and bicycle did a semi circle wheeling in front of all the cars... fucker's face as stone as errrrr... stone!

He moved on, I thought to myself, this fucker doesn't value his life, and will tarnish us motorist if any of us knock him down, and he will also land any who knock him down into serious trouble, and also he will give the road sweeper a hard time if he became roadkill.

With that, I unwind my window and greeted his parents and himself.

What an idiot!!!


lemme see....without any tinge of biasness/racism/elitism....its gotta be:

a) China chinese;

b) Bangladeshi;

c) Some other foreign talent.

so Rookie, was it a), b) or c)? Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 02:28

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On the way home, after a day of trying out my new engine oil. Was in such a happy mood. But still very alert.

Got out of highway, and was on the sliproad's traffic light, while forming up at the red light, I was the first car.

Light turns green, I stepped on the accelerator and suddenly, out of no fucking where, a stupid idiot on a bicycle sprung out and was less than a metre in front of me! Jammed brakes and horns at the same time.

Fucker did a "bicycle trick" in front of me - turned handle and bicycle did a semi circle wheeling in front of all the cars... fucker's face as stone as errrrr... stone!

He moved on, I thought to myself, this fucker doesn't value his life, and will tarnish us motorist if any of us knock him down, and he will also land any who knock him down into serious trouble, and also he will give the road sweeper a hard time if he became roadkill.

With that, I unwind my window and greeted his parents and himself.

What an idiot!!!


lemme see....without any tinge of biasness/racism/elitism....its gotta be:

a) China chinese;

b) Bangladeshi;

c) Some other foreign talent.

so Rookie, was it a), b) or c)? Razz


man! you're sharp on this one! yes! china chinese with a stuoid looking crew cut head and sneaky looking eyes! elephant king elephant

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 09:01

Time to buy my mighty STEBEL Nautilus airhorn...

Tested n proven for ur item (B)

The horn literally knocked him off his feet when my horn follow thru his ears....

This will 'remind' them to cross the roads with more awareness in future... holding hands doesnt help....Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 09:28

hahah interesting.

me not on air horn but on a stebel though haha

btw, is it possible install the 2 set of horns without blowing the fuse bro?

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 09:36

Rookie wrote:
hahah interesting.

me not on air horn but on a stebel though haha

btw, is it possible install the 2 set of horns without blowing the fuse bro?
dun it la... knn... fuse sure habes wan... but its worth the small fuses... HEH HEH... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 09:38

Rookie wrote:
hahah interesting.

me not on air horn but on a stebel though haha

btw, is it possible install the 2 set of horns without blowing the fuse bro?


actually have been done before... i knw some of my customers bring the horns to a audio shop and wire up 2 sets of magnum + nautilus!!

haha.. but mayb they put higher fuse? me not sure.. not gd in electricals...

Actually Magnum II is also very power already.. works very well for the stray dogs in my punggol estate... help me to shoo them off the streets.. poor souls.. But i usually heckcare those crows n mynahs.. heheehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 10:03

bravo wrote:
Rookie wrote:
hahah interesting.

me not on air horn but on a stebel though haha

btw, is it possible install the 2 set of horns without blowing the fuse bro?


actually have been done before... i knw some of my customers bring the horns to a audio shop and wire up 2 sets of magnum + nautilus!!

haha.. but mayb they put higher fuse? me not sure.. not gd in electricals...

Actually Magnum II is also very power already.. works very well for the stray dogs in my punggol estate... help me to shoo them off the streets.. poor souls.. But i usually heckcare those crows n mynahs.. heheehe...


hmmm so your 3rd job is to produce road kills for sg roads? wahahahahah

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 10:27

Rookie wrote:
bravo wrote:
Rookie wrote:
hahah interesting.

me not on air horn but on a stebel though haha

btw, is it possible install the 2 set of horns without blowing the fuse bro?


actually have been done before... i knw some of my customers bring the horns to a audio shop and wire up 2 sets of magnum + nautilus!!

haha.. but mayb they put higher fuse? me not sure.. not gd in electricals...

Actually Magnum II is also very power already.. works very well for the stray dogs in my punggol estate... help me to shoo them off the streets.. poor souls.. But i usually heckcare those crows n mynahs.. heheehe...


hmmm so your 3rd job is to produce road kills for sg roads? wahahahahah



whahaahaha.. no la.. i am animal lover.. especially dogs...

I usually watch out for them in quiet lonely roads in Punggol... a friendly tap of my magnum can shoo them off...

Stock horns abit useless.. cos its sooo soft....

Some of the foreign workers abit too much.. they like to cycle against direction of road... wear black t-shirt.. black trousers... also they like to be acrobatic by cycling with umbrella n using handphone... wtf... affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Tue Aug 21 2007, 10:49

my sentiments alike bro!

really (dun say I'm cruel), these stupid people with balck tee, balck rain coat and umbrella and handphone with no lights deserve to .... (u know what)

ever saw, on a rainy night, a fatal accidednt involving a getz, a lorry and a stupid old man in black rain coat on a bike with no lights. both getz and lorry must have ran over him without even knowing ....

sad, cruel but no one is to blame...

my opinion.

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Wed Aug 29 2007, 20:34

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Rookie wrote:
On the way home, after a day of trying out my new engine oil. Was in such a happy mood. But still very alert.

Got out of highway, and was on the sliproad's traffic light, while forming up at the red light, I was the first car.

Light turns green, I stepped on the accelerator and suddenly, out of no fucking where, a stupid idiot on a bicycle sprung out and was less than a metre in front of me! Jammed brakes and horns at the same time.

Fucker did a "bicycle trick" in front of me - turned handle and bicycle did a semi circle wheeling in front of all the cars... fucker's face as stone as errrrr... stone!

He moved on, I thought to myself, this fucker doesn't value his life, and will tarnish us motorist if any of us knock him down, and he will also land any who knock him down into serious trouble, and also he will give the road sweeper a hard time if he became roadkill.

With that, I unwind my window and greeted his parents and himself.

What an idiot!!!


lemme see....without any tinge of biasness/racism/elitism....its gotta be:

a) China chinese;

b) Bangladeshi;

c) Some other foreign talent.

so Rookie, was it a), b) or c)? Razz


man! you're sharp on this one! yes! china chinese with a stuoid looking crew cut head and sneaky looking eyes! elephant king elephant


I kanna once with bangala worker.... green light already, he still cycle across!! Almost knocked him down.... damn kuku....

I shouted at him... car wash is expensive OK....
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Wed Aug 29 2007, 22:03

Bro actually u can add 10 horns oso can.
Each horns got a relay, a relay need signal.We can series the signal. Aft signal send, the coil in the relay will be energise then the gate from Normal Open to Normal Close. Now the 12V from batts will blast the horns. But each horns need a 12V supply. In wiring not veri difficult, maybe got time can do some DIY for tis.

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Wed Aug 29 2007, 23:08

sounds interesting leh bro

always wanted super loud horns and secret switches hahahha

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot cyclist who doesn't value his own lowlife!!!   Thu Aug 30 2007, 19:48

wanna do Laughing

lets plan Wink

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