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PostSubject: Sunday morning sex   Thu Jul 05 2007, 12:27

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon
hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning. '
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even.

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive,
too, If the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday morning sex   Thu Jul 05 2007, 13:02

hmmmm interesting Very Happy

wanna hear the joke about breaking speed limits for sex??? wahahahha!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday morning sex   Thu Jul 05 2007, 16:17

Rookie wrote:
hmmmm interesting :D

wanna hear the joke about breaking speed limits for sex??? wahahahha!!!
Yes i want!
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Number of posts : 1648
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Location : West to the JR!
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday morning sex   Fri Jul 06 2007, 10:07

eeee78 wrote:
Rookie wrote:
hmmmm interesting Very Happy

wanna hear the joke about breaking speed limits for sex??? wahahahha!!!
Yes i want!

cannot tell u! lol! lol! lol!
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