The "mother" of all bicycle farkers!

Some people just think that they are related to Superman or Wolverine.

Early morning. ALong Tiong Bahru an Outram Road junction. it's a 2 way 2 lane traffic. was moving at about 60km/h when this old dark lean cyclist made a sudden u -teun from the opposite direction. jammed brakes from about 80m. car slowed and I waited thinking that he will move to the side of the road. afterall, motorist should be forgiving to cyclist mah ...

no. he didn't move to the side. neither did he move to the center of 2 lane. I horned. No move. I blasted. Still no move. He stayed on in front of me at a strolling pace. NBZ. Hot lioaz. at that moment. i so wish to ram his sorry forsaken arse down. of course I'm sensible so i didn't lah .... blast became short beeps. still no reaction. by now a few cars had formed up to a parade led by a sorry arse who's too bitter with life.

traffic light turned red and he did the cyclist expert trick - zip inbetween lanes, to the head of the pack, then see left, right, no car, and zip across the road while we waited lawfully, patiently for the traffic light to turn green again.

so :

why are these sorry arses still alive?! damn TL!

they really think we must see them? what is we didn't? He's only has one credit for this kinda game and there's no "continue" button leh

why do they think we owe them a living?

why must we condon to their sudden actions and react to it, blaming these series of events as "traffic conditions"?

why is that we pay ( yes we actually pay real mula) and has to observe all traffic rules that are specially designed for us, get fined if we violate, and are asked to "relax" when incident arises while these sorry arses dun need to pay a single cent to thread on the road that was built on OUR mula, piss us off big time, expect to live a long life amidst all these idiotic risking of their lifes, free to choose motorist rules or pedestrian rules whenever applicable and we have bear with it?

what ever happen to repsect and courtesy and cherish life?

bloody 3rd world attitude trying to squeeze his way thru a "first world" society.

FUCK!

Need to change your horns!?!? Heh heh heh...! Doubt it would hav changed anything though...
Ram the bugger nex time tear the fucking backside,... hIAZZ...alas.. wishful thinking!

DaDude wrote:

Need to change your horns!?!? Heh heh heh...! Doubt it would hav changed anything though...
Ram the bugger nex time tear the fucking backside,... hIAZZ...alas.. wishful thinking!

remember our horn project? install 2 at the rear too lah!

roychew14 wrote:

DaDude wrote:

Need to change your horns!?!? Heh heh heh...! Doubt it would hav changed anything though...
Ram the bugger nex time tear the fucking backside,... hIAZZ...alas.. wishful thinking!

remember our horn project? install 2 at the rear too lah!

Ha ha did it already... project not too successful... kinda funny also.... tell you wen we meet tomorrow...

there is no solution, there is no law no agency that can look into this n a myriad other motoring problems. i guess its a jungle out there. and nature has her own way of attrition. there will be more blood onthe streets. these assholes, as well as the gay-looking yuppie types (the skin suits they wear) who cycle on weekends on roads, abreast instead of single-file. accidents will happen. no tears.

install a police siren and blue/red flashing strobe lights... just flash it on for a while and blip the siren lor... hahaha den use the voice module to ask him about his ancestors, and about his parent's private parts... that shud get his attention...

brilliant! some scum just need rough justice.

mcdss wrote:

install a police siren and blue/red flashing strobe lights... just flash it on for a while and blip the siren lor... hahaha den use the voice module to ask him about his ancestors, and about his parent's private parts... that shud get his attention...

from my driving XP, I have almost knocked down 3 foreigner workers on bicycles....

they seems to cycle anyway and any direction... one encounter was that idiot cycling on the opposite direction of Nicoll HW on the rightest lane.....


damn pissed....

darth vader wrote:

i will horn their ass off! those CBK....think they own the fucking rd....

I honked and flashed them and scold them CCB....

beemer wrote:

darth vader wrote:

i will horn their ass off! those CBK....think they own the fucking rd....

I honked and flashed them and scold them CCB....

not applicable to the fairer sex.....insult of their genitals wud mean utmost disrespect to them.....