Ang Mo Man in Singapore

Driving in Shenton Way along Market Street CP, one young, smartly dressed, arrogant looking Ang Mo, walked steadily in the middle of the street.... I purposely drive close behind him and Honked him ..... His reaction was shocking and cantoon... i saw his frigthened face as he jumped up at least a metre away....

From a hero to a pathetic clown .... he stared at me and started shouting at me.... I shouted back telling him to fark off to his country.... and drove off....

What a day.... How I wished I have a camera to capture this funny moment and STOMP it....

You da man!

wah i see yr face like super nice guy leh... knnz din know u so fierce one!whahaha

roychew14 wrote:

wah i see yr face like super nice guy leh... knnz din know u so fierce one!whahaha

nicky cool boy told me he is not only supernice...but also superhorny..

SpiNeFarM wrote:

roychew14 wrote:

wah i see yr face like super nice guy leh... knnz din know u so fierce one!whahaha

nicky cool boy told me he is not only supernice...but also superhorny..

Dun play play wif beemer ar! So fierce sial.

Roy, looks can be deceiving! now u learn man, my young pa da wan!

Whoa seh.... Steady lah beemer!... Always knew you had another fierce side, other than the horney one... Heheheheheheeh:twisted:

STEADY!!! I LIKE THAT!!! RESPECK BRUDDAR!!!

not fierce lah... Most Ang Mos are generally ok... only a few black sheeps..

like this one, jaywalking in the middle of the road!! From his arrogant look and the way he walks, I know he is a foreign talent, but that doesnt mean he can jaywalk in Singapore... when I honked him, he still can shout at me.... jin jialat... I think I should just run him over instead....

Same scaenario too, but was a grandma... in the middle of the junction, she looked damn confuse, dunno to go forward or back....

already green lights for veh, so I just drive and jammed brake a few inches in front of her... so close that all the bypassers started shouting at her.... quite a scene then...

for this one, I do felt remorse abt it...... if really kanna accident... car cleaning and polishing dont come cheap nowadays....

U guys fierce sia...

Levi's wrote:

U guys fierce sia...

my teachers taught me one.....

beemer wrote:

my teachers taught me one.....

fierce teacher you had......

SpiNeFarM wrote:

beemer wrote:

my teachers taught me one.....

fierce teacher you had......

unfortunately.....

me i wun bother to slow down or jam brake...

they trying to be funny, they deserve to get a close shave.

I prepared to have my wing mirror snap off... in exchange for thier elbow or hip...

my only exception is old persons and young children under age 12.

those genuinely deserve it have a different look from those who are genuinely confused. i hardly use my horn, but when i do... i make sure it's the loudest in the market that is legal... maybe i shud install air horns on special switch also... some really need the ear piercing decibels to communicate to them... they already almost deaf from that walkman earphones ...

call my bluff? haha... be prepared I will show hand lor... the most i dun drive for a few years... but he/she/it ... die first.

mcdss wrote:

me i wun bother to slow down or jam brake...

they trying to be funny, they deserve to get a close shave.

I prepared to have my wing mirror snap off... in exchange for thier elbow or hip...

my only exception is old persons and young children under age 12.

those genuinely deserve it have a different look from those who are genuinely confused. i hardly use my horn, but when i do... i make sure it's the loudest in the market that is legal... maybe i shud install air horns on special switch also... some really need the ear piercing decibels to communicate to them... they already almost deaf from that walkman earphones ...

call my bluff? haha... be prepared I will show hand lor... the most i dun drive for a few years... but he/she/it ... die first.

good one.....

There is once an ang mo couple walking on the left lane occupying more than half the lane along orchard road...... I purposely drove closely until my side mirror brushed across her hand bag... both of them jumped up and quickly rushed onto the pavement...

sometimes I dont understand what these jaywalkers are thinking...

You can see my side view mirror, war marks during meet ups...

DaDude wrote:

You can see my side view mirror, war marks during meet ups...

damn........

DaDude wrote:

You can see my side view mirror, war marks during meet ups...

fierce lei....

I want install spikes on the side mirror liao...

darth vader wrote:

DaDude wrote:

You can see my side view mirror, war marks during meet ups...

damn........

damn the elbows and arms too that have my paint on em....

beemer wrote:

DaDude wrote:

You can see my side view mirror, war marks during meet ups...

fierce lei....

I want install spikes on the side mirror liao...

Like dat you more fierce liau...

beemer wrote:

I want install spikes on the side mirror liao...

fetish...?..next is the leathers right?

SpiNeFarM wrote:

beemer wrote:

I want install spikes on the side mirror liao...

fetish...?..next is the leathers right?

yes...